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“What
the Hell Do I Know?” By: “Sunset”
McGraw
I have been around this stinking game too
damn long, but one thing I know for certain—pitching wins, and it don’t get
much simpler than that. So, in your mush with that one, Whitey—you stinking
pig! Ah, don’t get me started….
Guess
by now you have caught on to my philosophy on how to build a winning team in
this day and age---and damn if I thought I would be around to see it. This
stinking era of overpaid rubber band freaks and fat cat owners who wont give
you a stick of gum but will gladly take your $60 for a crap seat in the upper.
And toss in an AJ and watch as they gladly have some numb-nuts behind the
counter toss you a dog and a flat cup of suds! Damn, I said don’t get me
started….
Well,
since I can’t sleep and its hours until the early bird at the Piccadilly, its
time to turn a peeper to this upcoming season. Here is how I am throwing down
with Kid Dynamite at the Stardust:
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National League |
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East |
Projected Finish |
Notes |
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Philadelphia
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Needs some
luck, but could take the title in ‘03 |
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Atlanta
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Watch the
injury bug—just something I heard…. |
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Florida
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Young pitching
comes a calling—hide your daughters |
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Montreal
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Canada—ack! |
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NY Mets
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Isn’t life
great when NY sucks? |
Central |
Projected Finish |
Notes |
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St. Louis
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I like the
moves their GM has made—he must love us rubes |
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Chicago
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Hey GM—time to
sell your house… |
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Milwaukee
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Let the suds
flow… |
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Pittsburgh
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Where have you
gone, Randy Johnson? |
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Houston
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Maybe if they
played in the Astrodome again…. |
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Cincinnati
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When’s that new
flat open? |
West |
Projected Finish |
Notes |
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San Francisco
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Can’t you read?
Pitching wins… |
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Colorado
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You call this
crap baseball? That park sucks… |
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Los Angeles
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Ever had the
sushi? |
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Arizona
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Its only a dry
heat… |
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San Diego
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Hey, its 70 all
year—shuddup! |
Well, there you have it. Nose-dive into that stinky old couch, gather up your loose change and head to the window, my boy—its all there for the taking…
And
by the way, why no AL predictions? Until they get rid of that damn DH, us rubes
don’t even acknowledge that as baseball. But hey—got an early word on the
Hanshin Tigers this year….
Let’em
come up snake eyes,